Garrett: This is so matted, I can just pull it down and pull the next bit out...I'll be able to get halfway behind that tree without moving the ladder.
Dad: Do you want a broomstick? Sometimes it's easier to get that stuff with a broomstick.
Garrett: No, this is OK.
Dad: I can get you a broomstick.
Garrett: I'm doing fine.
Dad: Here's a stick.
Garrett, to me: Grandpa always keeps asking me stuff after I've already said no. Like, I'll be having eggs and he'll ask if I want toast, and I say no, and he's like, have some toast, toast is good with eggs, and I'll say no thanks, I don't need any toast, and he'll be like, Here, I made you some toast.
Dad: I'm just trying to teach you to do things right!
Garrett: There's a right way to eat eggs?
Dad, vehemently: Ya gotta have toast with eggs!
Garrett: I don't think there's a rule book...
Me, scoffing: You've been a Penn for 14 years and you don't know about the thousand-page rule book of Gary Penn? I'm astonished!
Dad: Oh, ha ha ha.
Me, to Garrett: We love him a lot, but he hasn't changed in 50 years.
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